Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
Lady Gaga’s Singles Ranked, From Worst to Best
From "Just Dance" all the way up to "Perfect Illusion" -- we ranked 20 of Lady Gaga's singles, worst to best.
‘Uptown Funk’ Goes Diamond, Is Only 13th Song in History to Do So
If you ever doubted the staying power of 'Uptown Funk,' the track's official sales numbers are here to prove your assessment woefully misguided.
Secret Video of Kim Kardashian Post-Robbery Prompts Police Investigation
The video was reportedly shot without Kim's knowledge, moments after police arrived at her Paris residence, post-robbery.
Zayn Teams With Donatella Versace for Versus Capsule Collection
Zayn has officially added 'fashion designer' to his endless list of qualifiers.
Kim Kardashian Reportedly Suffering From Flashbacks to Robbery, Paranoia
A source claims Kim "has been having flashbacks and hasn't been sleeping well" since the terrifying Paris robbery.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Dad Told Her Fame Turned Her Into An ‘A–hole’
"And I was like, 'What the hell?' I was totally devastated."
Billy Bush Suspended Following Lewd, Sexist 2005 Donald Trump Video Leak
'And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything…Grab them by the p—y.'
‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ Halts Filming Following Paris Robbery
'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' has officially paused production after Kim Kardashian was tied up and robbed at gunpoint in Paris earlier this week (October 3).
Kim Kardashian Reportedly Reassessing Social Media Strategy After Robbery
“This scared everyone,” a source reportedly told PEOPLE. “They’re not taking chances."
Chrissy Teigen Locks Her Twitter Account, Which Is A Travesty
"My body and mind cannot handle it anymore."