Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
Of Course There’s a Skateboarding Parrots Tumblr
We will be the first to admit the internet is a weird place: to prove our point, here is Skateboarding Parrots, the Tumblr of birds on skateboards.
Is This the White Trashiest Wedding March Ever?
A lady decided to do a "seductive" dance down the aisle to her own version of "Crazy B----" by Buckcherry, and now it is being called the white trashiest wedding in history. (NSFW, btw.)
‘Game of Thrones’ Star Sophie Turner Adopted Her Direwolf
Alright, so SPOILERS! If you aren't caught up on 'Game of Thrones,' simply admire this picture of Lady Sansa and her direwolf and then walk away. Otherwise, read on.
Patton Oswalt Trolled Twitter to the Max
If you follow Patton Oswalt on Twitter, you hopefully noticed that he pulled off the greatest Twitter troll probably ever over the weekend.
Watch Two Stuntwomen Reenact the Chicken Fight From ‘Family Guy’
With enough money, you can pay two famous stuntwomen to reenact the epic chicken fight scene from 'Family Guy.' That's what happened here.
12 Excellent Ways to Incorporate More Lisa Frank Into Your Life
If you're like every single person alive right now, you're probably sitting there thinking, "I love Lisa Frank, but how can I incorporate more of her colorful art into my relatively grown-up lifestyle?" Easy-peesy lemon-squeezy, that's how...
Open Your Wallet — Choose Your Own Adventure Has a Kickstarter
The folks behind Choose Your Own Adventure books are back, and this time they want to revolutionize cartoons -- and they need your help.
Skateboarding Dog Is Better at Skateboarding Than Most Humans
Dash the skateboarding dog is probably better at skateboarding than most humans. He's certainly better than we are.
Canadian Drive By Is Not What You Think
In Canada, a "drive by" involves stopping and helping a disabled person, then posting a video of it to the internet encouraging others to do the same.
Hear the ‘Breaking Bad’ Theme Music Played on Meth Lab Instruments
If you've always wanted to hear the opening theme from 'Breaking Bad' played on equipment you could find in a meth lab, this is the video for you.