How To Identify The Perfect “Sugar Daddy” In Montana
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have an actual “Sugar Daddy”? Be honest now. Tell the truth. Have you ever wondered what an actual “Sugar Daddy” looks and acts like? If so, I can help, I’ve figured it out!
Here are some ways to identify the perfect “Sugar Daddy” in Montana!
1. A Huge, Fat…..Line of credit- We’re talking a minimum of 5 different lines of some sort of credit. At least 2 regular credit cards, a JC Penny’s card(most likely a Scheels’ or Cabela’s), 1 gas credit card, the “Reloadable” Texas Roadhouse Gift Card, and of course you can’t forge… the Walmart credit card!!! Find a guy who has all of these and you’ve almost got it made!
2. A Great Big…. Crew Cab Truck- Of course he has one! How else is he going to haul you and your kids around? Ha! That or make it up the mountain to take you and your friends skiing?Or you and your kids AND your friends?
3. Giant Rack…Of Deer Antlers- This not only proves that he is a “Manly” sort of man, but that he also likes to go out with his “Man Friends”. Which will give you some time off in the Fall and Spring. I mean, come on. Everybody needs a vacation. And you will for sure get one, when your Sugar Daddy a’goes a’huntin!
4. Knowledge of Everything….In the Kitchen- If you’re like me, you like to cook. But wouldn’t it be nice, if HE did the cooking and was actually really GOOD at it? Man! That would be frickin’ awesome! He’s definitely got to be able to cook!
5. Likes to Do It…Outdoors- Hey, now. I’m talking about skiing, hiking, camping, fishing and such. Get your mind out of the gutter! Geez! Ha, ha! If he does just a couple of these things, you better grab this guy up.
So if and when you find guy like this. Grab him up! He will make the perfect “Sugar Daddy”!