Johnny Depp

Stop calling her "Amber Turd."

The investigator supposedly spoke to more than a hundred people who knew Depp.

These stars have been responsible for, or accused of committing, various crimes.

The 2000s had some pretty questionable celebrity fashion moments.

Plus, you can live on Johnny Depp's ranch farm!!!

Is Johnny Depp somehow Johnny Depp-proof? With the early receipts for the latest installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise now promising another blockbuster in the bag, it would appear that the actor’s somehow invulnerable to his own noxious public profile. Though the revelation that he had physically abused longtime partner Amber Heard came to light last year, it apparently hasn’t diminished his earning potential, and frustrating as that may be, it means we’re in for a whole lot more Depp. And if producer Jerry Bruckheimer has anything to say about, more Jack Sparrow in specific.

Depp, apparently, spends money the way only a caricature of a famous rich person could.

Rihanna and Adele will perform, Gaga will deliver a tribute to David Bowie and the year's biggest trophies will find their rightful owners.

"He was always talking about these videos games, you know?"

Maybe the curse of the Black Pearl finally rubbed off on Jack Sparrow?