Kaitlyn is always reading some of her latest Tinder attempts to Jeff and me and some of them are absolutely horrible. I'm not talking horribly cheesy (plenty of those too), I mean straight up raunchy. I can't figure out if they just send this stuff to everybody, or if they just think Kaitlyn looks like the kind of girl who loves to be talked to like a low dollar prostitute (she doesn't...not even a little). I can't really quote them here since Townsquare Media would likely fire me, but just to give you an idea, here are some edited versions:

"Hey, do you want to get a pizza and _ _ _ _?"

"I'm a good guy, fun, gentle and kind BIG heart. With that being said, let's cuddle up and enjoy each other tonight"

 

"Hi, I'm Matt. How are you this evening? Your picture gives me a boner."

 

"On a scale of 1 to Little Caesar's, how hot and ready are you?"

 

"I deeply regret to inform you, you are above the maximum standards for looks. You're clearly and 8.5 out of 10...no wait, I lied you're clearly an 11 out of 10. Here on Tinder we only allow a 6.5 out of 10 maximum. Your account will be closed unless you reply to this message with your number, favorite flowers and how many marshmallows you can fit in your mouth at once."

For the record, none of those worked on Kaitlyn (allegedly), but they must be working on somebody to keep these guys going. Some of them are pretty relentless. So, without getting into specific lines, what are the things that you actually enjoy hearing/reading from a potential romance?

Tinder is about as superficial as it gets, so I don't expect anything groundbreaking, but at least in Kaitlyn's case, there have been some people that caught her attention with good conversation. Seems like "funny" works better than raunchy with her.