Hey finger lickers, stay out of the buffet lines or salad bar lines, please.

Keep in mind that none of the germ-cautious people behind you want to sample what your hand has touched recently. Nor do we know what is living in your mouth or what disease you may have.

If you spill on your hand, use a napkin. Don't lap it up like a wild dog.

I'm sorry about your sinus infection but I'd prefer you stay home and get well before infecting the rest of us.

It's hard for me to eat at the salad bar anymore. Maybe Ill just stay home.