Farrah Abraham

This is a major "I do!" don't.

Don't say Farrah Abraham didn't, say she didn't warn ya. The former 'Teen Mom' star shared two photos of herself after undergoing the knife -- and it appears she's not pleased with the results.

'Teen Mom'-turned-porn-star Farrah Abraham has come out with a song. And a music video. And, we kid you not, the tune is called 'Blowin'.'

Once again, Farrah Abraham has said something that made us go, "Wait, what?" The 'Teen Mom' star, who resorted to making porno films, has said that she would support her daughter Sophia, who is now 4, if she wanted to get plastic surgery later in life.

Farrah Abraham is a creative genius, consistently finding new, surprising and lucrative ways to stay famous by literally selling sex. Now, not only does the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' star want to invade your monitors and Twitter feeds, but also your bookshelves and ear drums.

Farrah Abraham demonstrated once more that she has no plans for getting admitted into MENSA, even just to clean the floors of their offices. The 'Back Door Teen Mom' star was asked what she thought about the Trayvon Martin verdict, and, lo and behold, she had no clue who Trayvon Martin was.

Farrah Abraham is really good at taking off her clothes -- it's her only real skill set. But she's not even good enough to do that for Playboy. The men's bible outright rejected the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' star not once, but twice. Wah wah.

Because there's nothing more American than capitalizing on a sex tape and a teen pregnancy, Farrah Abraham is embarking on yet another business venture. The 'Back Door Teen Mom' star, who recently checked herself into rehab for boozing too much, is opening an alcohol-free eatery. Of donuts. Oh.